Hall of Infinite Doors

Am I indisisive? Yes and no.
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Always take care when dealing with women. They see things we do not. A smile. A glance. They mean nothing to us, everything to them. They twist their smiles to meet our own. They avert a gaze just so. Watch them closely. They rule the world; they just don't know it yet!
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In the kingdom of the blind, the one eyed man gets the best peice of cake.
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"Virus" is latin for, "I dont know what's wrong with you."
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which of us is the opposite sex?
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I object to all this sex on the television!
(I keep falling off)