Hall of Infinite Doors

"Lucky guy!" you declare.

She laughs. "No. What do you mean?"

"I mean, he gets to pick up a girl like you in the rain."

"No, no," she says, starting to loosen up, "it's not like that at all."

"Then how is it?" you ask.

"Well, not like that!" she says with a gasp.

The conversation pauses.