Neverending Mediocre Story!

You rush in through the doors, right in time to catch the androids blasting Orpheus with a zappy ray thingy.

They see you, and then high tail it outta the place.
"Yargh! We are still evil!"

"Orpheus, are you okay?"

"I think so...hey, I have a tail!...and fur! And pointy dog ears!! I'm a furry!! D: "

Great, he's normal, but now everyone is going to think he's some creepy pervert with blue hair.
Fan-freaking tastic.

"Come on, Orph, lets head home, where we'll shave the ever loving crap out of you."

"Yay! ...Can I keep the tail?"
"Only if you let me watch Ted Koppel in in peace."
"Yay!"


Da End!!