Neverending Mediocre Story!
"You mean the store that sells rubber chickens, action figures of historical figures, and sushi gift wrap AND MORE?"
"That's right!"
"WOOHOO!"
The two of you spend so much money buying hilarious toys that you don't have money to go to the convention any more. A let down, but you two are too excited to play with your barista action figure and martian popping thing to be too bothered by it.
You two are still just as in love as ever, and have a kid named Cid. You gave up being goth and became one of the most popular moms at your son's middle school.
This turned out to be a mildly fun story to tell your son now and then, and he ended up going to Seattle Pacific University, majoring in theatre.
To this day you are so glad that you didn't know what to do that one day so long ago, and checked the mail.
The End.
"That's right!"
"WOOHOO!"
The two of you spend so much money buying hilarious toys that you don't have money to go to the convention any more. A let down, but you two are too excited to play with your barista action figure and martian popping thing to be too bothered by it.
You two are still just as in love as ever, and have a kid named Cid. You gave up being goth and became one of the most popular moms at your son's middle school.
This turned out to be a mildly fun story to tell your son now and then, and he ended up going to Seattle Pacific University, majoring in theatre.
To this day you are so glad that you didn't know what to do that one day so long ago, and checked the mail.
The End.
