Neverending Mediocre Story!

You oh so sneakily switched the letter without even reading it. Now Nate will have to pay for your own bills! MWAHAHAHAA!!

Two days later you find out it was actually a letter from your secret admirer. Who you found out that day was ORPHEUS. But then you find out, Orpheus decided he loved Nate.
So now, thanks to your own stupidity, two men are happy and in love. They have never been happier. You smile and congratulate them. But can't help but feel insanely jealous.

Da ends!
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