Neverending Mediocre Story!

"Oh, really? That's so cool!"
Way to go, now you and Orpheus are obligated to join the flower fest, which isn't for another ten months. So for ten long months you do nothing but plant and care for flowers. By the time the flower fest rolls around, you are a pro.
The judges come to your back yard to see your flowers, then, randomly, it starts to rain. The dirt turns to mud and, would'nt you know it, you didn't bury the president deep enough, so now, in your yard, in the rain, filled with witnesses, is the president's acid scarred, decomposing corpse. Orpheus has a panic attack, you quickly go insane and kill everyone with your gardening shovel. Drenched with the blood of flower fans, you carve the words, 'I love you Orpheus' into your torso. You then die, and Orpheus is left alone, quivering in fear, surrounded by death, and had a siezure.

EVERYONE DIED. THE END!!
End Of Story