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Well, that didn't help Orpheus calm down at ALL. While you go grab a beer and sit down watching TV in the president's house, Orpheus runs away, most likely to warn the police. But you don't care, because that Ted Koppel is pretty dreamy.

FIVE SECONDS LATER YOU KILLED YOURSELF BEFORE THE COPS BUSTED DOWN THE DOORS.
The End.