Hall of Infinite Doors

He lowers his pipes and glares at you.

"So."

"So, you watch these sheep?" He rolls his eyes.

"Of course I do. Look, quit bugging me and get off to the cave where you belong." He gestures toward the mountain. You stare in that direction, but you don't see a cave.

"Cave?"

"Yes, where all the dream questers go and never return. Just stop bugging me, I can't help ya." He returns to his pipes again looking pointedly away from you.