Hall of Infinite Doors

"I think it's about fifty-fifty," you say after a pause.

She perks up. "That's more than I get elsewhere. My boyfriend said he did most of the work, so he took most of the money. I bet you deduct expenses from yours. After all, you do more work!"

She is perky in her explanation. You think it may even be ninety-ten in her favor.

"Oh, yes."

She smiles knowingly. You move on to another question.