Life as a Bad Girl Alien

This story begins in the space year 476327, which in earth years is 2007. 22 year old Patti Henson was sitting in her living room, when she heard the strangest noise coming from outside. She looked out the window, and saw that a spaceship had crashed outside of her house.

She went outside to check out the damage, and noticed that there was a little alien creature walkng around, screaming "I WANT MY PORNO BACK!"

Patti then decided to....