Make the funiest story

Hey everybody just sayin this i want you, the public, to make rooms and twists to this story. whether you put the most hardcore sex stuuf into this, or not, i dont care (plz put sexy stuff) just make it funny!!!(and hopefully sexy!!)
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Ok i will start the story... you are Alisa, a hot 18 year old lesbian girl. :) You are single, and the hottest girl living. You are also rich. You have no home (but have like 9999999999999999999999$) so u can buy one (or 50). What do you do?