A Day In The Life Of An Average Person

You begin to make lunch when you discover you've run out of ham. You can't be bothered going out to the shops so you pop next door. A beautiful girl opens. She has dark straight hair and is wearing a little black dress.
"Can I help you?" she asks.
"Yes." you say, "Do you have any ham? I was making a sandwich and..."
"Sure." she says, "Come on in, you can eat here."
Do you: