This Story is Going Nowhere Fast

"Scream all you like," the little girl says with an evil smile, "no one will hear you. Hahahaha!" You continue screaming and try to get away, but the little girl jumps up and latches onto your neck with her teeth.

"Ohhh, she's a vampire, of course!" you say. "How silly of me. AAAAHHHH!" You keep screaming, but you're soon dead.

"Sucker," says the girl. She takes your wallet and walks off.