Hall of Infinite Doors

You aproach the door and read the warning.

This Door is Not to be used for anything else.
Do not wash or dry clean.
Consumption of this door impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.
Risk of electric shock. Do not open.
Do not turn upside down.
This product must be cooked before eating.
Caution: Will be hot after heating.
Keep away from children.
WARNING: If an amount considerably larger than being used is swallowed, seek professional assistance or contact a poison control center immediately.
Do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant.
For indoor or outdoor use only.
nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe.
Kills flies, wasps,mosquitoes, midges, and other flying insects. Not tested on animals.