Red Dwarf

You awake with a massive hangover, the kind that makes you briefly forget who you are and what you are. Your head really really hurts. You go to sit up but bash your head on the metal ceiling. It knocks you into the realisation. You are Dave Lister, the last human and due to the severe amount of boredom you have been experiencing lately, you have been drinking a LOT of the alcohol you found in Petersens old room. You jump down from your bed and try to think what you should be doing right now.