Summer Vacation

"Oh really." she says, and squints at you. "Read this." She takes a copy of Crime and Punishment from a pocket inside her coat, opens it and hands it to you. You stare at the page and shake your head.

"Nope," you say, and immediately she has pinned your arms behind your back and has a knife to your neck. She speaks into the bluetooth that you failed to notice earlier, "I've got one," she says.

"What?" you say.
"I lied again," she tells you. "We've been looking for someone like you for years. Just come quietly and you'll live."