Hall of Infinite Doors

You find a small sandwich shop. She orders a smoothie and doesn't let you pay. You get a turkey sandwich. As she sits down you are overpowered as she crosses her legs.

You sit across from her--carefully. You notice various guys checking out your date, but none approach. It feels good.

"There's something I want to ask you," you say.

"Really? I wanted to ask a favor of you, too."

"Oh, then. You go first."

She laughes nervously as she sips her smoothie. "No, you. You mentioned it."

You laugh. "Well, uh, I wanted to know how it was the other day. I mean, uh, did you like it?" You raise your eyebrows.

Silence follows.

"Maybe you want to . . ." you start.

"Can't a girl just have a little casual sex?" she cuts in. "Is that so difficult? Nikky stands.

"I didn't realize you were such a creep." She storms off.

Tension prevails in your relationship for a couple weeks. You overcome it eventually and she becomes much more coordial with you.

Later you learn that she has slept with every guy in the whole class--every one, that is, except you.
End Of Story