Hall of Infinite Doors
Your food comes and she begins eating with great propriety. By now she has finished yet another glass of wine.
"So, who is this guy you want help with?" you ask as casually as possible.
She giggles with glossy eyes and takes another bite. "Tony Kesselman."
"Tony Kesselman?" you ask. "The linebacker? He lived across from me freshman year." You fail to add that he chases everything with two legs and a skirt.
"Really?" she gushes. "Could you introduce me? I mean, after I'm ready and everything."
"You mean after I give you your lessons?" you ask.
"I'm not ready now," she replies, wiping her mouth. "The other girls make fun of me."
"Why?"
"It's like I haven't done anything. I've only had sex once. Mind you it was with five guys, but I feel so out of place. Everyone had so much more experience than me. I got this one guy at a party to come back to the room and I gave him the best suck off I knew. He was like a nerd, and all the girls made fun of me. Even the nerd made fun of me. I did a T/A because I'm lousy at math, but you were the only one that treated me with respect. I want to be ready when I meet Tony."
"So, who is this guy you want help with?" you ask as casually as possible.
She giggles with glossy eyes and takes another bite. "Tony Kesselman."
"Tony Kesselman?" you ask. "The linebacker? He lived across from me freshman year." You fail to add that he chases everything with two legs and a skirt.
"Really?" she gushes. "Could you introduce me? I mean, after I'm ready and everything."
"You mean after I give you your lessons?" you ask.
"I'm not ready now," she replies, wiping her mouth. "The other girls make fun of me."
"Why?"
"It's like I haven't done anything. I've only had sex once. Mind you it was with five guys, but I feel so out of place. Everyone had so much more experience than me. I got this one guy at a party to come back to the room and I gave him the best suck off I knew. He was like a nerd, and all the girls made fun of me. Even the nerd made fun of me. I did a T/A because I'm lousy at math, but you were the only one that treated me with respect. I want to be ready when I meet Tony."