The search for talent...The John Cena Story.
Johnathan Felix Cena sat in his lockerroom as a tear slowly trickled down his face. He does the "You can't see me" taunt to wipe it away. The door dreaks slowly and in walks a fan. He is a very familiar face.
Emplaya: What's up Cena?
Cena: Nuthin dawg...I'm just upset.
Emplaya: Why? You're the greatest champion in the history of ever.
Cena: Then why does everybody boo me?
Emplaya: They are a JOAA. That's Joke Of An Arena is you're not down with net speak. Only like 15-20% boo you.
Cena: Fuh real?
Emplaya: Yea hunny...I mean Cena. You're the greatest. You don't need to learn any moves. I saw all of your cool moves from OVW.
Cena: What moves? I sucked in OVW.
Emplaya: NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!!!
Cena shakes his head at his personal fanboy and lies back on the bench. Cena decides to...
Emplaya: What's up Cena?
Cena: Nuthin dawg...I'm just upset.
Emplaya: Why? You're the greatest champion in the history of ever.
Cena: Then why does everybody boo me?
Emplaya: They are a JOAA. That's Joke Of An Arena is you're not down with net speak. Only like 15-20% boo you.
Cena: Fuh real?
Emplaya: Yea hunny...I mean Cena. You're the greatest. You don't need to learn any moves. I saw all of your cool moves from OVW.
Cena: What moves? I sucked in OVW.
Emplaya: NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!!!
Cena shakes his head at his personal fanboy and lies back on the bench. Cena decides to...