The Great Adventure of Aaron Appelapolous
Narrator: Then where were you when they were handing out brains? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAASNOORT!
Just my little joke... let's get back to the story...
Heh, heh... it's for people like YOU whom evolution was made for! YUK! YUK! YUK! YUK! YUK...er... sorry.
You run in the opposite direction of everyone else; in a brilliant streak of genius you realize that by running to where everyone else is fleeing from, you are placing yourself in the perfect position to save the school.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but only an idiot would run up to a five thousand foot tall Titan looking for a fight.
At last you find yourself standing at the edge of the first half of the school, the second half appearing to be significantly detatched from the other and thrown several kilometers away.
Standing in its place is a gargantuan gingerbreadman that would feed all the poor countries of the world until their beaches turned to dough and their mountains became gumdrops.
It is currently taste-testing a turret.
"GRUMBLE!" the monster grumbles and tosses the structure away in disgust. A tiny figure, standing with his hands on his hips in a heroic sort of way, catches one of its M&M eyeballs. That miniscule figure, unfortunately, happens to be you.
"Horrible gingersnap!" you shout up at the massive monstrosity, "Leave this place and never come back, or face my wrath, the wrath of a mighty wizard!"
To the Titan, your shrill voice sounds something like this: "Memememeeemememeemememmemememememeeemmemee."
"MMMMMMMMmmmm...GOOODDIEE!!" the gingerbreadman's voice rumbles like a clap of thunder. It begins reaching for you.
"This is your last chance!" You warn the Titan.
Just my little joke... let's get back to the story...
Heh, heh... it's for people like YOU whom evolution was made for! YUK! YUK! YUK! YUK! YUK...er... sorry.
You run in the opposite direction of everyone else; in a brilliant streak of genius you realize that by running to where everyone else is fleeing from, you are placing yourself in the perfect position to save the school.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but only an idiot would run up to a five thousand foot tall Titan looking for a fight.
At last you find yourself standing at the edge of the first half of the school, the second half appearing to be significantly detatched from the other and thrown several kilometers away.
Standing in its place is a gargantuan gingerbreadman that would feed all the poor countries of the world until their beaches turned to dough and their mountains became gumdrops.
It is currently taste-testing a turret.
"GRUMBLE!" the monster grumbles and tosses the structure away in disgust. A tiny figure, standing with his hands on his hips in a heroic sort of way, catches one of its M&M eyeballs. That miniscule figure, unfortunately, happens to be you.
"Horrible gingersnap!" you shout up at the massive monstrosity, "Leave this place and never come back, or face my wrath, the wrath of a mighty wizard!"
To the Titan, your shrill voice sounds something like this: "Memememeeemememeemememmemememememeeemmemee."
"MMMMMMMMmmmm...GOOODDIEE!!" the gingerbreadman's voice rumbles like a clap of thunder. It begins reaching for you.
"This is your last chance!" You warn the Titan.