The Tale of Nothingness

Although you have already graduated from college, you wish to attend a frat party, you know, to recall lost memories.
As you walk up to the door, a guy dressed up in a Twinkie outfits stops you. "Whoa! You gotta wear a costume to get in here!"
"But I don't have a costume," you reply.
"That's okay," the door guy says. "We still have these two left."
The costumes left are a toga and a fairy costume. Well?