The Tale of Nothingness

Zak Zein is one of the coolest, richest kids in school. Therefore you pretty much despise him. He's been trying to invite you to one of his parties for years, but you've always "politely" declined. Until today.
As you walk in, you instantly feel out of place. Amid the flashing lights and loud hip hop music, it seems that all the girls have slick straight hair, tons of makeup, and skimpy outfits with the transparency of cheap public bathroom toilet paper. Which makes you feel somewhat odd with your frizzy definitely not straightened hair, simple chapstick makeup, and casual t-shirt and jeans.
A pretty brunette comes up to your right side. "Hey, I've never seen you here before! You should check out Zak's hot tub!"
"No way!" another girl with blonde hair and pink highlights comes to your left. "She should definitely check out the pool table!"
Overwhelmed by the fact that these babes are actually talking to you, you struggle to make a decision.

You have 2 choices: