This is The Story of a Car
The walk is simple. Mike shows you how to do it in a matter of seconds. He straps a large lead pipe to your left leg and tells you to walk around. You limp around like a retarded horse with a broken leg.
So this is how gangsta's do it? you think aloud to yourself as you hobble around liek Captain crunch. You nail the walk in a matter of days and can walk like your left leg is broken or paralyzed like the best of em.
Mike tells you you've come a long way and sends you on your way for you are now a certified gangster-walker. You walk around like a frog with one of it's legs cut off for a few minutes on the sidewalk thinking outside. You think adn think, but can't find out what's wrong.
A man rushes up to you and grabs you. HE lays you down on the ground and says to hold very still. You are scared and can't speak.
It turns out he was an innocent bystander and thought your leg was broken and you were wandering around tryign to remember who you were. HE tryed to re-locate your leg, but in his attempts wound up breaking it in the process, since it wasn't broken to begin with. You were just being Black, but old white dudes don't really understand that. You're in a leg cast for a long time and can't even remember why you bought that stupid car and caused all of these problems.
You curse your luck, urinate on your car, then light it on fire i na remote alley in the ghetto. Several very-strapped gang members asssume this is a threat to their gang territory and light you up like a christmas tree on crack.
So this is how gangsta's do it? you think aloud to yourself as you hobble around liek Captain crunch. You nail the walk in a matter of days and can walk like your left leg is broken or paralyzed like the best of em.
Mike tells you you've come a long way and sends you on your way for you are now a certified gangster-walker. You walk around like a frog with one of it's legs cut off for a few minutes on the sidewalk thinking outside. You think adn think, but can't find out what's wrong.
A man rushes up to you and grabs you. HE lays you down on the ground and says to hold very still. You are scared and can't speak.
It turns out he was an innocent bystander and thought your leg was broken and you were wandering around tryign to remember who you were. HE tryed to re-locate your leg, but in his attempts wound up breaking it in the process, since it wasn't broken to begin with. You were just being Black, but old white dudes don't really understand that. You're in a leg cast for a long time and can't even remember why you bought that stupid car and caused all of these problems.
You curse your luck, urinate on your car, then light it on fire i na remote alley in the ghetto. Several very-strapped gang members asssume this is a threat to their gang territory and light you up like a christmas tree on crack.
