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Death to the Boringness
Written by
Drewc91
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MA: Mature Audiences - Adult
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You dull dick. You boring bastard. You average asshole. Fine. You put on your usual get up and decide its time to begin your day proper like.
You have 3 choices:
Eat some breckers and do whatever the fuck your supposed to do
Obligatory Death
Obligatory Jack-Off