Death to the Boringness

Masturbate. Everyone of these stories has a masturbate option and this one is no exception.

Your hands reach down to your nethers, playing with your naughty bits...until the shower head slips from its rack and bops you on the head..you slip and fall, slamming face down into the tub.

Blood leak from your broken nose, pooling around your face.

Tis G-D's punishment for getting naughteh with yourself.