Hall of Infinite Doors

You pick up the stick with the last bit of your strength and give the rock a tap. As you lift up the stick you lose your grip and it falls on the rock, tapping it a second time. Suddenly, God yells out in a thunderous voice, "HOW DARE YOU DISOBEY ME MOSES. I TOLD YOU TO TAP THE ROCK ONCE, YOU TAPPED IT TWICE, DO YOU THINK I AM NOT POWERFUL ENOUGH TO CREATE WATER WITH ONE TAP?"

You reply, "Please forgive me lord, it was only an accident."

God then says, "I suppose this is an accident to then." As soon as the words leave his mouth molten lead shoots out of the rock and hits you in the face, killing you.

Moral of the story: God is a dick.