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Ultros The Octopus
Written by
Leblanc4prez
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R: Restricted - Adult
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You slowly start to realize that all Hollywood writers have an ingrained sense of racial prejudice. While you find it highly unlikely that Homer Simpson would be having sex with a transvestite, you either:
You have 2 choices:
Write the scenario off as some horrible "erotic" fanfic and kill the avirian asshole
Befriend the bird