Hall of Infinite Doors

"Er...um, who did you say you were again?" you ask the butler as he starts to make the bed you awoke in.

"Master does like his little jokes" He wheezes as he attempts to get the fitted sheets back in position.

"They have those bloody fitted sheets too? This world might not be so different after all" you think as you watch the old man struggle.

"I am Haversham; I have been a loyal servant of house Solidor for most of my life. Although if I might be frank I must say you are certainly the most interesting lord I have served."

He gets up having finished the bed at this point.

"Now young Lord You have a busy day today, Up and At em I always say…."