Hall of Infinite Doors

You pick up the skinny, pale child as you go on your way. You pick him up and are surprised at how little he weighs. You are most of the way to your van before you hear shouting. Roughly, you throw the child in the back and drive home.

You are sure they will call the police and describe you and your vehicle, but for now, you are in the clear.

While this kid isn't exactly your type, a paper bag proved to be more than enough to cure your qualms.

Congradulations! You captured a child! You win!