Sanity Killer
He cries out in pain and falls to the ground, dead. Suddenly, all war ceases in the world. Flowers bloom, the birds sing, and cheesy music fills the air. You have saved humanity! ...However, soon the peace becomes annoying, and you decide to make chaos. CHAOS!!! HAHAHAHHAA
BUT...
As soon as you do, Barney awakens. He looks up your number and knocks on your door. As you open it, he looks you in the eye and seduces you into-
WHOA! Um...
We are sorry, the next scene is inappropriate for anyone to view. Because of this, we will show our other programing, cats with attitude.
Cat1: Sup.
Cat2: Sup, dawg.
Cat1: I'm not a dog! How dare you! You wanna take this outside?
Cat2: Oh you gone too far, brother! Bring it!
Cat3: I got the dope.
Cat1+2: Duuuddee
Cat4: Sweetness.
Cat5: I have no significance to the story!
All cats but cat 5: Shut up! -canned laughter-
Cat5: You wanna mess with the feline fury?
Cat1: Bring it!
-1 hour later-
The show is so lame, your eyes fall out.
You spend the rest of your life reading grail, until you find the book of the cats with attitude. Reading it, your hands fall off. Then your entire body does.
BUT...
As soon as you do, Barney awakens. He looks up your number and knocks on your door. As you open it, he looks you in the eye and seduces you into-
WHOA! Um...
We are sorry, the next scene is inappropriate for anyone to view. Because of this, we will show our other programing, cats with attitude.
Cat1: Sup.
Cat2: Sup, dawg.
Cat1: I'm not a dog! How dare you! You wanna take this outside?
Cat2: Oh you gone too far, brother! Bring it!
Cat3: I got the dope.
Cat1+2: Duuuddee
Cat4: Sweetness.
Cat5: I have no significance to the story!
All cats but cat 5: Shut up! -canned laughter-
Cat5: You wanna mess with the feline fury?
Cat1: Bring it!
-1 hour later-
The show is so lame, your eyes fall out.
You spend the rest of your life reading grail, until you find the book of the cats with attitude. Reading it, your hands fall off. Then your entire body does.
