Hall of Infinite Doors

You start printing the spreadsheet, but the printer jams. Once you have the printer un-jammed you realize that it prints out on a gazillion pages. As paper spews out of the printer you collect it into a pile to take with you.

"Hey! What are YOU doing in my room?!!"

It's Stacey. She immediately dials the police who arrest you for breaking and entering.

You get two years in the can.
End Of Story