Hall of Infinite Doors

You return to your dorm quickly and locate a small pair of pliers. You then discreetly approach the car and kneel beside the front right wheel. Nobody seems to notice. Next you unscrew the tire stem and start releasing the air from the tire.

As the air is hissing slowly out of the tire, a small security cart drives up. "Are you letting the air out of that tire?" asks the perplexed security guard.

You receive a short suspension from school, but then fail to make the $3,000 monthly payment the following week.

Your days in college are over.
End Of Story