Hall of Infinite Doors

"I understand what it's like to be inexperienced. I'd be happy to do whatever I can."

"Thanks," says Nikky, relieved. "The girls suggested I find someone like you to help me. They suggest I experiement and find what I like."

"It's not all about sex," you say.

Nikky is taken aback. "What do you mean?"

"Do you date much?"

"Not since prom."

"How would you like to go on a real date? Let's say Saturday night. Dress nicely."

"That would be great," she replies. "I'd so be grateful."

You set your books on the bed. You're now as horny as a toad. You grasp her around the waist and kiss her firmly on the lips.

Saturday takes a long time to come.