Yesterday

His mouth is wide and people are staring.
"Who the hell are you?" You fake a sob.
"Oh Richard, you always do this when I talk to you in public... are you that ashamed of me? What about the kids?! We still need to pay for little Susie's operation! She might die!" Just then, a big bulky man walks over.
"Is he bothering you, miss?" Your boss stutters gibberish in confusement.