Score

You launch a lawsuit against Miss Secksie for sexual harassment, but lose the case because you are a man, and the jury is aware that it is phyiscally impossible for a woman to sexually harass a man. Secksie, however, is able to convince the jury that you brutally raped her and murdered her fictional children and husband. You spend the rest of your life in prison, where mincemeat is made out of your rear.
End Of Story