Sanity Killer
Elmo thinks it over. "Any jokes? Um... why did the chicken cross the road?" You think it over, feigning ignorance. "I don't know, why?"
"To get to the other side! I've got another one! Why do chickens have eyeballs?" This one you don't know.
"Er, why?"
"Because love makes the world go round!" He takes out his gun and begins firing rounds in all directions, laughing maniacally. A bullet hits your head.
Good job, you've tried to make friends with a Dr. Jeckl and Mr. Hyde Elmo. Next time maybe ask him for tea. He'll bring out a bottle of acid for you to share during your last moments.
"To get to the other side! I've got another one! Why do chickens have eyeballs?" This one you don't know.
"Er, why?"
"Because love makes the world go round!" He takes out his gun and begins firing rounds in all directions, laughing maniacally. A bullet hits your head.
Good job, you've tried to make friends with a Dr. Jeckl and Mr. Hyde Elmo. Next time maybe ask him for tea. He'll bring out a bottle of acid for you to share during your last moments.
