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Sanity Killer
Written by
Calen
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R: Restricted - Adult
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You smile. "HI ELMO! ^_^" Elmo looks at you. "What you want, BIATCH"
Apparently, this was a bad time. He's got his mafia face on.
You have 3 choices:
>_> I've got a deal for you, we gonna save dozens on car insurance
Where the cash boy
You owe me ten million dollars