A dead body in a bed, AND you're hung over!

Phones! You've always hated phones! And you ESPECIALLY hate the people who talk on phones.
The person is so wrapped up in their comversation they don't even notice the fact your less than an inch away from them.
You hesitate for one moment, trying to think up a witty one liner and then you strike!
You bury your knife into the back of the phone person and grab the phone as it falls from their hands. You whisper into it "He can't come to the phone right now..."
God your good!