Hall of Infinite Doors

By wearing the cloak of apathy you are now immune to everything because you simply don't care. Your apathy soon starts to seep out into the world and create an entire sub-culture of apathetic people known as "emos" and "punks." These teenages wearing black clothes who do not shower regularly become so obsessed with being apathetic, they begin to care about apathy which completely defeats the purpose of apathy. What can you do to stop this paradoxical trend?