Hall of Infinite Doors

You kiss her feet and grovel, begging to be forgiven for your sins. God proceeds to crap on your face and you thank her for doing so. God then kicks sand in your eyes and gnaws off one of your hands. You then go on to start up the Judaism and God continues to be a bitch to you by torturing your people and pitting every other civilization on earth against them.

Moral of the Story: No matter how much you love God, she will treat you like shit.