Hall of Infinite Doors
You decide to join in the debate. You begin editing the other sides posts so they say things like, "I eat poop" or "I molest children" so that your side seems better and wins. The victims of your abuse of power become very upset and begin flipping out. This amuses you greatly until another the admin is notified of your abuse of power and takes away your privileges and bans you on top of it.
FAILURE
FAILURE