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Welcome to the A/M/C Waffen-SS

A somewhat disturbing, twitchy female(?) emerges from behind the carrot table, donning an SS uniform that Nazis normally wear. Delicious and Sanji are too busy arguing over bananas to see her come forth, and the tentacle monster... let's just say he goes to the bathroom to find someone/thing. She shoves a dictionary into your arms.

"My apologies for hearing such a disturbing conversation, newbie. It must've pierced your virgin ears ;D," she chuckles.