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Welcome to the A/M/C Waffen-SS

You decide a head-on approach is the only course of action and run at him, yelling frantically and brandishing a weapon that suddenly materialized out of your butt (thank you, Squall). However, your efforts are futile as Sanji moves to make you into mincemeat after thwacking you with the pan and discarding it.

"I'm sure you get my point now. You'll like the rank we give you and be glad for it," he says, grinning over you.