Hall of Infinite Doors

There's got to be an easier way to control Isaac's body. You type 'help.exe' into the program, and see what happens.

/
/
/Runtime error: help.exe
/Debug? (Y/N)


You sigh. Well, it was worth a shot. You decide to press 'Y', and see if you can somehow wade through the techno-babble and find something useful.

/Error 2717Re:
/Command not found
/Recommend alternate command(s)
/commandlist.exe
/assist("x").exe
/say(help).exe


You type in 'commandlist.exe', and shift through the results. Luckily, they're sorted by category, so you don't have to look very far. After scrolling past commands to restart the automated controls, you find a command for advanced manual controls. The brief description informs you that it offers a fully interactional realtime method of control. This is what you've been looking for! Eagerly, you type in 'aoverride.exe', and wait.

Suddenly, the entire brain begins to shake violently. You fall to your ass, where the squishy flesh cushions your fall, as well as soaking the seat of your pants in the same sticky ooze coating your socks. Looking around, you see the monitor and keyboard sinking down into the floor. Normally, this might be cause for alarm, but something even more alarming occurs.

Your body starts sinking into the brain matter as though it were quicksand. You try and pull yourself up, but this only causes your hands to become stuck as well. You wince, cringing at the touch of the moist, squishy flesh as it touches your bare skin. The absorbtion happens fairly quickly; which is good, since it doesn't give you much time to freak out about the fact that all of your clothes are soaked in brain goo, or that it will soon be coating your hair. You take a deep breath and close your eyes before being pulled under.