The World of Ee

You start doing all sorts of odd things to wake you up. The strange man just stares at you.
"Excuse me, but is this a cultural thing?" he questions.
"WHEEEEE CHOP-CHOP, QUACK QUACK!"
"I must say your manners are strange to us, foreigner."

You start running around the village quacking like a duck. At one point however, you manage to step on a stone in quite a bad way and fall over.

You faint. Everything is black.