Hall of Infinite Doors

You walk to the center of the highway, get down on all fours and attempt to scrape the flattened cat off the road. You begin to eat the flattened entrails. The meat tastes good...but something is not right about it. Meat definitely is hitting the spot...but cat meat simply doesn't seem to be what you are looking for. As you continue to eat a tractor trailer comes flying down the road at seventy miles an hour and flattens you like a pancake. Seems you are now road kill just like the cat.