Hall of Infinite Doors

"Oh, ummm...I..." The creature shifts nervously, as though embarassed. "You see, I thought...well...It's just, my job...but you're not...I can't very well...umm..."

It continues to fidget in this manner, and it becomes your turn to glare at the beast.

"It's just...I...Well, I wouldn't have bothered you if I had...I mean...have you ever thought about makeup? You look really man-ish!"

And with that rather insulting comment, the creature sinks into the mists from whence it came.

You keep walking forward, and you soon find an archway sitting in the middle of the mist. You can see both sides of the doorframe, but you get the feeling this is a magical arch.