Hall of Infinite Doors

He doesn't believe you at first, but after you insist a few times, he asks if you can turn around, and you can hear him getting nervous. He doesn't want to be turned into a hotdog. You don't know how you got him to believe it, but it's good news for you: it means he is gullible and that you are going to be having the night of your life. Congradulations for this fact!
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