Hall of Infinite Doors

The child, confused and hurt, doesn't know what to do except for scream and shout at the top of his lungs. Slowly you drag him to your car, cursing under your breath as he raises all hell. A nearby jogger seems to be curious. He jogs up to you and examines the situation. God damn good samaritans. You must convince the jogger you are the childs father or your prize will be reaped from you!