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Hall of Infinite Doors
Written by
apotheosis
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R: Restricted - Adult
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Hmm, the park is best. All of the parents let their childen wander around. A playground might be a hot spot. It might be easier with a different outfit on. Right now you look like a pedophile.
You have 4 choices:
Shave and put on bright, cheerful colors.
Dig up a clown costume from last Halloween.
A police outfit with a shiny badge any child would fall for.
Dress up in a pimp suit + the works and a cane.
